I'm so stupid...
Fuck.
This morning i wanted to clean my shaver, so i took it over to the toilet bowl (thinking that i can let all my hair drop into there and just flush it away, saves cleaning the sink, yea?) so started taking apart the shaver when the shaving bit (the blade part)...fell into the toilet.
Great.
Well at least i just flushed the toilet after shitting and pissing in it 5min ago.
So i took it out, dried it, put it back on, took it back to my room
And i started shaving.
30sec later...
WHAT THE HELL I'M SHAVING WITH THE SHAVER?! I DIDNT WASH IT!!!
so i probably just smeared all those microshit and micropiss all over my face.
Nice.
Another testimony to my stupidity
Yesterday, I was saving some articles to my USB drive in the library.
When i got home yesterday night, i noticed that one of my bag pockets was open. And that was where my USB drive normally resides. Well, not normally, but ever since i left it in Greg's room the 1st time and he shoved it in there i've left it there ever since.
Note how i used WAS.
Cos i realised that i left it on the computer last night. At midnight this morning.
So here i am now and i only found the CAP to my USB drive. THe body remains nowhere to be seen. Ahh...
Next testiment to my stupidity.
Judie wanted to go shopping for some spaghetti material so i followed her since she was driving. So i happily bought a few things i want, and i was a bit slow and judie was waiting for me. I paid at the counter. You know, i dont' even have to sign the credit cards here? like it jus swipes thru and the pple don't even bother to look at my signature. Really. No one careS?! So i hurriedly left and just as i reached the exit one of the cashiers were frantically chasing after me, waving something at me.
Waving my CREDIT CARD at me.
Fuck.
This morning i wanted to clean my shaver, so i took it over to the toilet bowl (thinking that i can let all my hair drop into there and just flush it away, saves cleaning the sink, yea?) so started taking apart the shaver when the shaving bit (the blade part)...fell into the toilet.
Great.
Well at least i just flushed the toilet after shitting and pissing in it 5min ago.
So i took it out, dried it, put it back on, took it back to my room
And i started shaving.
30sec later...
WHAT THE HELL I'M SHAVING WITH THE SHAVER?! I DIDNT WASH IT!!!
so i probably just smeared all those microshit and micropiss all over my face.
Nice.
Another testimony to my stupidity
Yesterday, I was saving some articles to my USB drive in the library.
When i got home yesterday night, i noticed that one of my bag pockets was open. And that was where my USB drive normally resides. Well, not normally, but ever since i left it in Greg's room the 1st time and he shoved it in there i've left it there ever since.
Note how i used WAS.
Cos i realised that i left it on the computer last night. At midnight this morning.
So here i am now and i only found the CAP to my USB drive. THe body remains nowhere to be seen. Ahh...
Next testiment to my stupidity.
Judie wanted to go shopping for some spaghetti material so i followed her since she was driving. So i happily bought a few things i want, and i was a bit slow and judie was waiting for me. I paid at the counter. You know, i dont' even have to sign the credit cards here? like it jus swipes thru and the pple don't even bother to look at my signature. Really. No one careS?! So i hurriedly left and just as i reached the exit one of the cashiers were frantically chasing after me, waving something at me.
Waving my CREDIT CARD at me.
Fuck.
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