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Moo has been a good boy this year.

Big (and indian) Santa gave him a big, big present.

What did Big Santa give Moo?

Moo couldn't wait to find out.

But when Moo ripped off the wrapping

He discovered that Santa gave him a "Best Friend"!! (ed note: that was the description on the box, serious!)

Moo was delighted (ed: erm...) Moo always wanted a best friend!

Moo couldn't wait to play with his new best friend.

Since Moo suspects that his new best friend was given by Justin and Brendon, Moo decided to name his new best friend "J'Brenda"

J'Brenda needs a new hair-do, Moo decided

Since this was their first meeting, Moo decided that J'Brenda needs a full medical checkup. (ed note: image unsuitable for the immature minded and has been blurred on purpose)


Horror oh Horror! J'Brenda has DDH!! (Developmental Dysplasia of the Hip)

As an orthopaedic trainee intern, Moo decides to relocate the dislocated hip. Moo needs to have better access to the hip in order to do so (ed note: Wow! removable underwear! her shoes and socks are removable too apparently!)

Relocating the hip is not an easy task. Nor is it a task for the simple minded (ed note: Or the dirty minded either...J'Brenda is 3 yr old!!!!)

After hours of hard labour, heavy sweating, painful rotations, insertions and unimaginable positions, the hip is finally stable

Moo is finally reunited with his best friend once again.

Moo decides to give J'Brenda her well-deserved Xmas present (ed: ermm...ermm...)

Its been a long day and J'brenda is tired. Moo decides to let her rest. Isn't J'Brenda an angel when she sleeps
(ed note: THIS IS NOT MY BED, do not for a second think i have pink sheets)